1999 Ford Expedition

AWD/4L/4H

Up for grabs is the "Blue Falcon" a 1999 Ford Expedition. This will make someone a great hunting rig, dog hauler, or first car for your kid.

Here is why you want it:

Both front and rear A/C and heat works like they should.

Cruise works.

Glass is excellent.

Tires are less than a year old and are 8 ply mud and snow. These are knuckle deep in tread.

Never fails to start

New shocks, less than a year old

Brakes were 50% or better when I installed the shocks.

Interior is in decent shape. In fact, it has REAL fake leather interior!

Still sporting a mullet? This vehicle has both a CD player AND a cassette player! Yes, you can dig out your Whitesnake cassettes and jam to them while driving!

As seen in the photo, there is a dent in the passenger side door. I have spared your teenager the agony and indignity of having to explain to you how they dented up their car by pre-installing the dent for them! This comes at no charge to YOU!

Here are the reasons you may not want it:

Has the typical 5.4 Ford high mileage engine rattle. Noisy but has been doing this for years. Does it have 5 miles, 500 miles, or 50,000 miles left is left up to the buyer to decide. High mileage 5.4 engines are prone to being noisy and Ford discovered that this noise gets amplified through the catalytic convertor. Ford acknowledged this as an issue and there is a service bulletin out for it.

ABS is not working and it would cost more than the vehicle is worth to fix it. The brakes work fine, there just isn't any anti-lock system anymore

Rear window wiper doesn't work

Third row seating is MIA. This is OK for do you really want your teenager driving a car with TWO back seats?

But wait! There is more!

Any french fries under the seat, any feral kittens, and ALL dog hair will be transferred to the new buyer AT NO EXTRA COST TO YOU!

Think of how fun it will be when those pesky telemarketers call you and offer you a warranty on your vehicle!

Take this thing to Wal-Mart and just dare any grandmas or shopping carts to ding your new ride! Yeah, you can park in close and just tell them "Go ahead, make my day!" Garbage dumpsters, deer in the highway, and rude drivers will now be on the defensive when you are driving this thing.

Low ballers: No, I will not take 1,000, 1,500, or 2,000 for this. I have over 4,000 into it. If you want to dicker over the price you must show up in person with cash.

The only payments I will take is one big one for $3,400 or our agreed upon price.

The only trade I am interested in would be a combination dirt bike that has a headlight, stop-light, blinkers, is street legal and will fit a 6'3" big guy

This is sold as is, where is. No warranty expressed or implied. I have the title in my hand.